+926Black people started wearing their pants down low, white people called this "saggin", spell "saggin" backwards. Those sneaky white people... amirite?
+659the weather is such a slut. the wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff, amirite?
+790It should not matter if we are black, white, blue, green, pink, yellow, or red. We're all Power Rangers, amirite?
+495A small girl walks into a Pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit", amirite?
+604A white owl says "who! who!" But a black owl says "who dat! who dat!", amirite?
+522Blue-Eyes White Dragon was probably Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card. amirite?
+482If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide, amirite?
+338Tastiness of crackers: Animal crackers > graham crackers > normal crackers > white people, amirite?
+306Alright. Since white people have their "Cracker Barrel" I am obligated to open up a "Nigger Box," amirite?
+341Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lilies are white, Carnations vary, and this plant book is boring, amirite?
+357The Norwegian bomber was a white Christian, so I guess that means we should have increased security checks at airports for anyone wearing a crucifix, should treat any Christian-looking person like a potential terrorist, and we should probably try to stop any churches from being built around where the attacks took place cos like, it would be as if we were celebrating. OH WAIT..amirite?
+1,158If I say "black people love to eat fried chicken", it's not racism, it's stereotyping. If I say "black people are inferior to white people", it's racist. People need to understand the difference, amirite?
+898Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?