+458It is impossible for 2 Asians to have a white child because 2 Wongs don't make a white, amirite?
+399It's ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you. amirite?
+321Valentines Day and Black History Month are just sad reminders of how lonely and white you are, amirite?
+612It probably would have been really cool to watch Steve Irwin grocery shop. "Look at that BEAUTIFUL specimen of Sarah Lee bread! I've never seen a loaf so soft and white! You stay here, I'm going to see if I can... get... a closer... look," amirite?
+608When black people wear their pants low, white people call it saggin'. And what does saggin' spell backwards? Crafty, crafty white people... amirite?
+576Girls: It sucks when you go to sleep on white sheets and wake up on a Japanese flag, amirite?
+353Every race has a different kind of reaction to being cut off. White people : Man, fuck you! Fucking dumbass! Black People : NIGGA, WHAT THA HALL YO THINKIN'? Asians : REEEEEGSDPIOHERT9RISAexplosion, amirite?
+341Threats these days are so empty and cliched. We need to switch it up to something more believable like, "If you don't do the dishes I'll tie dye all your white shirts!" or "Go in my room again and I'll put an ear of corn in your sock drawer." I'd be scared. amirite?
+393The original Power Rangers were very stereotypical. The white ranger was white. The black ranger was black. The pink ranger was female. The blue ranger was male. The yellow ranger was asian. And, well, the red ranger didn't necessarily have a stereotype, but he did go on to do porn, which is equally as funny. amirite?
+340Why couldn't the asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs dont make a white! amirite?
+754The most messed up thing about our society is racism. Not racism against minorities, but racism in their favor. Africans Americans can have black history month, black only colleges, and black only organizations, and all that is just fine. But if we so much as suggested white history month, or white only colleges and organizations, then that would be considered extremely racist, amirite?
+632To answer everyone's question: Betty White was the greatest thing before sliced bread. Amirite?
+469If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? amirite?