STRAIGHT WOMEN: Have u ever been sexually and or emotionally attracted to another woman? Even if it's just a celebrity? I've always had a crush on singer Annie Lennox. That's my secret girl crush, lol.
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+13Our President has been accused of: - Raping his Wife - Walking in on Naked Teens at Miss Univ. Dressing room - Raping a 12-year-old child - Raping, groping or sexually assaulting 17 other women, and - Admits to Grabbing Women by the Pussy, No one seems to give a damn. Clinton was accused, by third party, of "sharing a cigar" with a willing (if young) woman, and all hell brakes loose.
+12It is the day after St. Patrick's and speaking of the Irish, I would like to point out that Sinead O'Connor was absolutely right 16 years ago about child abuse and the pope, but so many people dismissed her because she was a woman who had the audacity to shave her own head, and they somehow found that more offensive than the church covering for pedophiles.
-4I’m a big proponent of conceal carry and people’s right to defend themselves. I believe in 99% of cases, shootings by people defending themselves is justified. Today I saw an incident where a bail bonds-woman killed a man for no reason, and got acquitted. More
+1I paint and install drywall. I don't like it at all, it's just a job to me. Some woman I know, patched a hole in a wall for the first time supposedly and think she knows everything. She thinks she knows everything about everything but sounds stupid everytime she opens the mouth. Just a rant. I thought about telling her she knows nothing.
+6If you're going to be brave enough to ask a woman if the carpet matches the drapes you'd better be ready to recover with an educated interior design discussion depending on the look you get.
Little Kids with Bad Habits? There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, “Ah, ha! I know what you’ve been doing!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html - Parent Joke 15
+8What Kind of Contacts ? A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!" Link: http://www.adrivers.com/trucker-article.php?n=9
Listening And Speaking Years in Marriage ? In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/relationship-jokes/5
Family or Musical Records? A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme ?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
+2Maybe I can't keep a woman because I need a good Southern Belle. I'm tired of these city girls, amirite?
Wishing All a Happy, Smiling Valentine's Day ! Ready for a Joke ? Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack. I don't have a mansion like Russell. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you." Woman: "Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?" *** Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/hes-got-fast-car/