+5,224Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
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+3,001In Flo Rida's song 'Low', he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps.. WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN? In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her. amirite?
+2,672It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+1,800Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first, amirite?
+1,799Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
+1,438Child by themselves begins crying Woman: Don't cry, it's okay. Let's go find your parents.*takes child's hand and walks away" Everyone: "Aww, what a nice person! Everyone should be more like her." Man: "Don't cr-" Everyone: "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! CALL 911! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" amirite?
+1,2351. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. amirite?
+1,065It's not fair that 'A dream within a dream within a dream' is an award winning blockbuster, but 'A woman within a woman within a woman' is just an unpopular Russian toy. They could've done so much more with that idea, amirite?
+1,037Who the hell has 18 children? For the love of God woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car, amirite?
+1,012Sometimes feminism is a little strange. Complaining about a guy pulling out a woman's chair or holding a door open for one isn't something that needs to be fought against because it is "degrading to women" or "that woman can do all of that by themselves." It's just something a gentleman should do, amirite?
+962It should be legal to punch the grown woman in the movie theatre who just asked, "If I wear these 3D glasses outside, will it make EVERYTHING 3D?!", amirite?
+958Some guys say the most attractive part of a woman is her breasts, to me the most attractive part of a woman is her skin, Without it I don't think I'll be very attracted to you. Amirite?
+934I figured out why men can have sex and women cannot or they look like sluts. A man tries so hard to get laid, and so when he does, he's looked upon as an accomplished person. A woman can get laid quite easily, therefore is looked upon as a slut when she does. This is the way society has been taught to live, amirite?
+933It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?