+2,468If I could write you a post to make you fall in love, I would already have it up on the homepage. I used up all of my wits, I hope that you read this. But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me, amirite?
+1,560"Let's play a game! I'm not going to tell you any of the rules or the object of the game. You won't be aware when you begin. You will learn the rules as you go from various people, but it is up to you to decide what the object of the game is. The game will be either really fun or really miserable, depending on how you play." This is life. Amirite?
+1,746You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+861Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
+1,766Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
+1,223Right now; Someone is fighting against cancer. Someone just had a new baby. Someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery. Someone just died. Someone just got heartbroken. Someones crying. Someones scared. Someone just lost their everything. Just because its another day for you, it's something else for someone else. amirite?
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+868I can go the distance, but I won't say I'm in love. Even though you can make a man out of me, I still can't wait to be king. Here under the sea, I went from zero to hero. I will rule the land with the philosophy of Hakuna Matata. And then it will all end because of the circle of life. Amirite?
+815If your laptop won't stop playing the song "Rolling in the Deep", it's probably a Dell. Amirite?
+526It's awful when you let your hair down and it just won't stop giving you that look of sheer disappointment, amirite?
+547Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is, amirite?
+801Right now, someone is fighting cancer. Someone just had a baby, someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery, someone just died. Someone is crying. Someone is scared. Someone just lost everything important to them. The world is constantly changing. It't weird to think that just because it's another day for you, doesn't mean it's not life changing for someone else, amirite?
+763When our generation gets older, we won't show our kids a family album, we'll log on to our old facebook accounts. ''There's me taking a picture in a mirror... there's my friend taking a picture in a mirror...'', amirite?
+469Unicorns are real. They're like thestral's but for the gay community. And we won't let you pet one until we can get married, amirite?
+766I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me! It's probably because of all the Ipads I've won, amirite?