+693Imagine if we had a library filled with every book ever created. None of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one, you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world. This would be the greatest library ever, amirite?
+933Snow-white and Sleeping Beauty both must have has the world's biggest bladder and smelliest breath for having been asleep that long, amirite?
-12You should not have kids. Go ahead, you can have them if you want, but you shouldn’t have children. One, they make you unhappy and it risks your relationship with your partner. Two, they take a lot of time, effort, money, pain, and stress. Three, there is no point in having them and they will grow up to destroy our planet like the rest of the humans. I you want the world to stay alive, do not have children. More
+2,292It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
+1,878"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
+718It's sad that we live in a world were a man can rape an underage girl and people will support him because he's a big shot movie director, amirite?
+124Abortion isn't killing a baby. It's removing a fetus. End of story. The fetus can't feel or think. The fetus isn't aware of what's going on. However the crack whore/rape victim etc does, and is fully aware that bringing a child into this world under such pretexts is the worst thing for every one. Stop being self righteous. amirite?
+1,532Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?
-203The oil spill off the coast of the USA is just karma. It's payback for all the shit Americans caused in the rest of the world, Amirite?
-23IF the evolutionary theory is true and still occurring, AND time plus chance really can in fact equal a Universe and life, THEN it is just a matter of time before pigs are flying, unicorns are roaming the Earth, and cows are jumping over the moon! Amirite? More
+2,903You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
-337All religious people should die horribly as payment for all the shit they've inflicted on the world, amirite?