+2,610Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?
+2,138I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education, amirite?
+3,131I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
+3,999I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?
+1,488You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?
+2,278So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age? amirite?
+1,274Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire should be renamed Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got a Haircut, amirite?
+2,985You cut off some blonde chick on the road one day. A year later: Taylor Swifts new single "Some Idiot Cut Me Off", amirite?
+1,300Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?
+2,185It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate, amirite?
+563'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?
+1,434Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki. amirite?
+659The logic of our legal system: OJ Simpson - not guilty. Casey Anthony - not guilty. 14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee - There's a special place in Hell for people like you, amirite?