+8,307It's great when you rediscover a great song (that you overplayed, got bored of and subsequently didn't play for ages) from years ago, amirite?
+3,130I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
+2,589When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
+2,584500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
+2,133Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan.... amirite?
+2,127My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute, amirite?
+2,007The kids, who in Extreme Makeover Home Edition get an extravagant theme bedroom, is going to hate it in a few years, when they lose their passion for e.g. monkeys, amirite?
+1,888Its not weird to think that your parents are 2 or 3 years apart,But it's weird if you think of that in school years its like a 6th grader dating a 9th grader,Amirite?
+1,888If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?
+1,829300 years from now: "I hate those fucking robots!" "Don't use the word 'robot'! They prefer to be called Android Americans.", amirite?
+1,764Thousands of years from now people are going to find an "American Calender" and think the world is going to end on December 31st, amirite?
+1,739It's really weird to think that in a couple of years, you might not remember today at all, amirite?
+1,665If a boyfriend/girlfriend came over to meet your parents you wouldn't actually care if they saw your baby pictures. You WOULD care if they saw photographs of you a couple of years ago when you still had your puppy fat and no fashion sense. amirite?
+1,595It'd be amazing if you walked into a room and it was filled with all your lost stuff from over the years, amirite?