+3,968When someone says "Thank you Captain Obvious" a good response is "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm", amirite?
+3,904The imaginary monsters you were scared of as a child never go away, they just become imaginary murderers and rapists. amirite?
+3,816The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?
+3,801I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
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+3,781When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
+3,757You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
+3,651My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
+3,636It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with you, when all the Beatles wanted to do was hold your hand, amirite?
+3,551It's stupid how at the movie theaters 13 year olds are charged as adults, but they can't watch an adult movie until they're 18, amirite?