+3,508dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?
+3,474How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
+3,469Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+3,460You know it's getting close to Halloween when you see Christmas decorations in stores, amirite?
+3,446For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
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+3,444There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+3,444Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+3,414Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
+3,410Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?