+14How do you get an elephant out of Safeway? You take the S out of Safe and the F out of Way. Amirite?
+179Dachshunds: they were bred for hunting burrow-dwelling animals, but double as tripwires, amirite?
+25Cats always sleep in positions that make them look like roadkill, amirite?
+23You've always wondered what animals would say if they could talk, amirite?
+156Having a pet is great because not only do you have them to keep you company, but it gives you a nice sense of responsibility, amirite?
+17We should call everyone who likes dogs Homedog and everyone who likes cats Homecat. amirite?
+51I don't understand the saying "Let the cat out of the bag". Why is someone putting a cat into a bag in the first place, amirite?
+21The next person to post a Facebook status saying "last day of summmmmer :(" is getting deleted because according to my calendar, Summer doesn't end until September 23. amirite?
+238Kids should never name their pet "virginity" because if they lose it, they've got some explaining to do to their parents. amirite?