+467I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?
-24Animals' charities. They're just stupid and they make no sense. I mean seriously, why would I want to save an animal's life rather than saving a human's life (poor people's charities, disease charities, etc.)? Amirite?
+574People with pets: It kills you to see your pet hurting themselves because they are extremely scared of something, like riding in a car. amirite?
+22It would be awesome to be a cat. All you do is sleep, drink, eat and occasionally other stuff. amirite?
+382Tanning... because first white people stole their land, and now they're trying to take their skin color too. amirite?
+400The bottom of your feet would be a horrid place to get sunburned. amirite?
+29During the summer you are super bored and wish there was something to do, but when summer's over and you have to go back to school, you wish it was summer again, amirite?