+142Writing an environmental book ruins the purpose of what's written in it, especially because of the length of most of them. Amirite?
+539When you come in from outside when it's freezing out, you put your hands on someones cheeks to show them how cold you are, amirite?
+135There is much more to a fly than just that. It can also walk, shit, stand still and reproduce, amirite?
+467I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?
-24Animals' charities. They're just stupid and they make no sense. I mean seriously, why would I want to save an animal's life rather than saving a human's life (poor people's charities, disease charities, etc.)? Amirite?
+574People with pets: It kills you to see your pet hurting themselves because they are extremely scared of something, like riding in a car. amirite?