+467I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?
+462If a cat sleeps on a rock it will make it look comfortable for some reason, amirite?
+135There is much more to a fly than just that. It can also walk, shit, stand still and reproduce, amirite?
+539When you come in from outside when it's freezing out, you put your hands on someones cheeks to show them how cold you are, amirite?
+142Writing an environmental book ruins the purpose of what's written in it, especially because of the length of most of them. Amirite?
+328It's awkward when you talk to your pet and a human thinks you're talking to them. Like they are any better conversation, amirite?
+322It's incredible how dogs associate the sound of pots, pans, cutlery and plastic bags with this school of thought: OH MY GOD FOOD!! amirite?
+366It's no wonder that some cats are so upset all the time. You would be pretty pissed off yourself if you had a name like Fluffy. Amirite?