Noise machines are amazing. They can lull you to sleep. Animal sounds? I'm not sure about them. I love animals but if I heard a cow mooing in my place I might over-react. Or something. Here...the sounds of dust bunnies mating might be soothing...though. More
While I'm not generally an advocate of An Eye For an Eye...I am when it comes to animal abuse! Three horses were found starved in Simcoe, Ontario. I don't know anymore...my eyes were blinded by tears...I had to switch the channel! Yes...DEATH is too GOOD for ppl who abuse animals...they need to be treated to An Eye For an Eye...a Tooth for a Tooth. More
You are extremely horny and anticipate a sexual evening with your new and hard-won booblelicious girlfriend when the unexpected happens. One of her implants drops! causing the boob to extremely deflate and fall sideways! Never mind. You valiantly soldier on...or do you?
**ARE pearls...negative? Seriously...who likes being irritated? Irritation can lead to speaking in your outdoor voice...and more! I can't imagine an oyster saying: Oh goody...coming along shortly s something that will irritate me...lovely!! I welcome it! More
Do you think you're a good person? More