+216Time to get back home, I suppose... What's this? It appears as if a enormous human hand is blocking my way! No matter, I'll go around it... STOP MOVING! Why are you preventing my return home? This means drastic measures, I will climb over YOU! Oh, there is another hand... Why is it coming at me so quickly. OH WAIT N0- smack End ant abuse. amirite?
+281You know you're in trouble when you can't answer the "sample" question on a standarized test, amirite?
+486In the heart of summer when you feel like dying of the heat, you can't WAIT for winter, but it's the other way around during winter, amirite?
+29During the summer you are super bored and wish there was something to do, but when summer's over and you have to go back to school, you wish it was summer again, amirite?
+400The bottom of your feet would be a horrid place to get sunburned. amirite?
+382Tanning... because first white people stole their land, and now they're trying to take their skin color too. amirite?
+22It would be awesome to be a cat. All you do is sleep, drink, eat and occasionally other stuff. amirite?
+574People with pets: It kills you to see your pet hurting themselves because they are extremely scared of something, like riding in a car. amirite?
-24Animals' charities. They're just stupid and they make no sense. I mean seriously, why would I want to save an animal's life rather than saving a human's life (poor people's charities, disease charities, etc.)? Amirite?