+16If Mr. Clean were real, your mom would divorce your dad for him, or at least have an affair with him, amirite?
+243When parents don't know the lingo of today, things can get awkward. For example, when they call your cat "pussy" in front of you and your friends, amirite?
+22Parents defaulting to hitting their children is like a comedian defaulting to fart jokes, amirite?
+11your parents get annoyed when you flip through channels during the adverts on tv. amirite?
+397You know your family well enough that you can tell who just walked in the house or is coming down the stairs before you see them, all because you know their walk or how they breathe, amirite?
+274When you get an average score on a test and you say to your parents that actually you are with the highest score 'cause all the other kids failed at the test, your parents say that they don't care about other kids' grades. But when you get a high score, they always ask you if you are the only one or everybody did good like you. amirite?