+23At least once you've smelled booze on department store Santa's breath when you sat on his lap as a tot, amirite?
+22I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding, notwithstanding, or any old Texan standoffs! Either sit down and shut up, or get out!! Or so help me I will turn this tiny clown car right around and we're going to the drug store to pick up 600cc of nyquil. amirite?
What's your favorite dipping sauce for nuggets?
Frosty (Wendy's) or McFlurry (McDonald's), Blizzard (Dairy Queen)?
From humorist Erma Bombeck - - “I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.” Have you ever drank gravy?