+18When you go out to eat, you always get too stuffed to get dessert on the days where whoever is paying asks if you want dessert, amirite?
+339To yourself," A bag of chips and soda sounds really good right now, but I really shouldn't. But it tastes so good." After: "I can't believe i just ate that. I am such a fatass! Look at me!", amirite?
-24The best way to roast marshmallows is to let them burn completely first, and then eat them, amirite?
+276the peanut butter HAS to go on before the jelly when making a pb&j. amirite?
+16If life gave you lemons, you'd sell them for lemonade. Why make it yourself when someone who actually get's paid to do it can earn a decent dollar AND make you some delicious refreshing beverage... amirite?
+439The kids on the Trix commercials are greedy little bastards that need to learn to share. I mean, the rabbit's picture is on the freaking box. amirite?
+19School lunches are gross unhealthy and just suck....but people eat them anyways. XD, amirite?
+215Oreos are not milk's favorite cookie...Chocolate chips cookies are milk's favorite cookies, amirite?
+15The kool-aid that comes in those plastic bottles is the coolest thing ever, amirite?