Health-nuts, advice-givers, athletes and beauty-queens
It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
Have you noticed how people's priorities are all wrong when it comes to health? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon- there's a pig's ass in your food. amirite?
No matter how bad you are at math, every one is still equal, amirite?
I dont say “no” to drugs, i say “no thank you” because I was raised with manners unlike some of you hoodlums
You hate when you leave your cocaine in a pile outside and then it snows, amirite?
It must suck to be searched for drugs by the cops while you have a cold. "Do you have any narcotics in your possession?" "Dope." ... Shit, amirite?
saying "I sell drugs to fat people" sounds way better than "I work at McDonalds", amirite?
If getting skinnier is losing weight, then getting fatter is winning weight, amirite?
Schools seem to care more about the spine of their books than the spine of their pupils, amirite?
The problem is, cocaine addicts usually do know where to draw the line, amirite?
You're so out of shape that if you tried to actually exercise your body would probably start convulsing out of sheer confusion, amirite?
4/21 - Random Drug Test Day, amirite?
October is Down Syndrome Awareness Month, a perfect opportunity to tell you how proud I am of my daughter. Do you have a friend or loved one with that extra chromosome?