+7Presidents Day: Be sure to celebrate by going to work and then buying yourself a used car and discounted mattress on the way home. One of my favorite holidays.
+12HELLo y'all...tell me how awesome y'all are...especially for sticking 'round Amirite... More
+32018 Amirite Valentine Exchange: Feel free to leave a valentine for those on here that are dearest to your heart.
Wishing All a Happy, Smiling Valentine's Day ! Ready for a Joke ? Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack. I don't have a mansion like Russell. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you." Woman: "Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?" *** Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/hes-got-fast-car/
+8Tomorrow we shall celebrate our true love . And hopefully my wife will never find out.
A Bad Dream? Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm
+10Happy Fat Cat day. Today marks the day when the average CEO has already earned as much this year as the average worker will earn during the rest of the year. January 4th. Fantastic!
New Year's Day Party - That Never Was? As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself. Hoping to keep the peace, Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television. Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0. 'See?' Janet said happily, 'You didn't miss a thing.' Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm
My New Years resolution is to truly listen more before I speak. To have the moral bravery to point out the wrong. And to honestly attempt to care about the problems of others that I consider trivial. How about you?