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Beer Case
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade!"
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+1How about a good old Ole joke?
OLE WAS hiking in the mountains of Norway when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he got hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the deep fjord down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, "Is there anybody up there to help me?"
Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, "I'm here, Ole. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you."
Ole looked down, looked up, and said, "Is there anyone else up there?", amirite? MoreImage for post How about a good old Ole joke? OLE WAS hiking in the mountains of Norway when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he got hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the deep fjord down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, "Is there anybody up there to help me?" Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, "I'm here, Ole. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you." Ole looked down, looked up, and said, "Is there anyone else up there?", amirite?
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Polish Hunters
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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April fools! Air Jordan XV Retro | 2015 Jordan Cabernet Sauvignon | Jordan Winery - YouTubeAn iconic vintage calls for an iconic shoe. Made for serious wine drinkers. Learn more on our blog: https://blog.jordanwinery.com/air-jordan-xv-retro-2015-jo...https://youtu.be/eeHwk_6Rv3U
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Beware of the cat!Image for post Beware of the cat!
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Dirty Birds More
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What would you be horrified to find has a hole in it?Image for post What would you be horrified to find has a hole in it?
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What's the worst song you can play at a wedding? Mary MacGregor - Torn Between Two Lovers - YouTubeMary MacGregor: Torn Between Two Lovers (1976) "Torn Between Two Lovers" is written by Peter Yarrow (of the folk music trio Peter, Paul & Mary) and Phillip J...https://youtu.be/w1F5BLLFAeM
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+20New Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with Elon Musk. amirite?
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Count Dankula sells comedy club patrons on the merits of communism Count Dankula Live - Comedy Unleashed - YouTube===== LINKS ===== PayPal Donations : https://www.paypal.me/countdankula Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/countdankula Subscribestar : https://www.subscribes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrCkxGEKg8
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+10You can be stubborn when you want to or need to, amirite?
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How to get a husband 1958 “129 Ways To Get a Husband” Article From 1958 Shows How Times Have Changedhttps://www.sadanduseless.com/vintage-magazine-advice/
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-1Pregnancy Q+A, amirite? More
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Things to do in a lift MoreImage for post Things to do in a lift
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