+825You hope the zombie apocalypse happens just after you get out of bed because they'll think you're one of them and leave you alone, amirite?
+327Why does 'end of story' have to be so stern? What's wrong with saying "I'm going to go eat a banana, end of story.", amirite?
+50Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Amirite?
+225During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner", amirite?
+1,577We have all tried to move something with our mind at least once, amirite?
+35What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? ... Next week. Amirite?
-135If Hellen Keller weren't deaf, dumb, and blind, she still wouldn't be a good driver. amirite?
+308Thanks for making me feel awkward by telling me you took my wall's virginity. Maybe my wall wanted to wait for marriage, amirite?
+665You really want to be happy for someone, but deep down inside your thinking "that should have been me", amirite?
+31It's really awkward when you're in public and you see somebody you recognize, but don't really know, and you're not sure if you should wave or ignore them... Amirite?