Do you like Daylight Savings Time or should we stay the same time year around? And, how many clocks, watches do you have to change?
The First Child ? A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html