-16About a quarter of the time, a straight guy can't tell if another man has a handsome face or not, amirite?
+31If you arrange life as a timeline of food ingested, you can visualize your entire life as a progression of you sliding mouth-first along a very long food pole that becomes excrement at the other end of you. amirite?
+53If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then whatever ultimately causes your death must already exist somewhere, perhaps in some scattered form... biding its time. amirite?