+24It is infinitely annoying when you are deep in though and all of a sudden your mind starts to go blank, and you forget what you were just thinking about and can't remember, amirite?
+177You know you're day is screwed when you don't get a fortune in your fortune cookie, amirite?
+31You have to wonder: do gingers look the way they do because they have no soul, or do they have no soul because they look the way they do, amirite?
+570A sparrow was just about to freeze to death when a cow came over and took a crap on it. The warmth of the cow's shit warmed up the little bird and saved its life. The sparrow started singing from happiness but then a cat heard it, found the bird and ate it. The conclusion is that not everyone who throw shit at you wants to harm you and not everyone who digs you out of it wants to help you. amir... amirite?
-340Saying the wheel was invented is like saying that the first man invented water because he figured out how to drink it. The wheel was not invented, it was discovered, amirite?
-3When you think about it, it is mind-boggling that humans and other animals feel pain as something bad, amirite?
-9People who call themselves "objectivists" and "realists" are just full-of-crap pseudo-intellectuals because sometimes, we don't know reality and life is sometimes subjective, amirite?
+26For all anyone knows, The Milky Way in comparison to the entire universe could be the size of an atom. Imagine how insignificant we would be then. amirite?
+21As annoying as the storebought philosophies written by 13-year-old girls are, they're a lot better than having to listen to emo kids trying to sound dark and bitching about life, amirite?
+602You sometimes think some awesome, philosophical thought and mentally back it up with evidence, but you never actually write it down or tell anybody, amirite?
+21Whenever a word is said, or a song is sung, you immediately picture it in your head, and you don't realize that everyone pictures something completely different. amirite?