+570A sparrow was just about to freeze to death when a cow came over and took a crap on it. The warmth of the cow's shit warmed up the little bird and saved its life. The sparrow started singing from happiness but then a cat heard it, found the bird and ate it. The conclusion is that not everyone who throw shit at you wants to harm you and not everyone who digs you out of it wants to help you. amir... amirite?
-341Saying the wheel was invented is like saying that the first man invented water because he figured out how to drink it. The wheel was not invented, it was discovered, amirite?
-3When you think about it, it is mind-boggling that humans and other animals feel pain as something bad, amirite?
-9People who call themselves "objectivists" and "realists" are just full-of-crap pseudo-intellectuals because sometimes, we don't know reality and life is sometimes subjective, amirite?
+26For all anyone knows, The Milky Way in comparison to the entire universe could be the size of an atom. Imagine how insignificant we would be then. amirite?
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+21As annoying as the storebought philosophies written by 13-year-old girls are, they're a lot better than having to listen to emo kids trying to sound dark and bitching about life, amirite?
+602You sometimes think some awesome, philosophical thought and mentally back it up with evidence, but you never actually write it down or tell anybody, amirite?
+21Whenever a word is said, or a song is sung, you immediately picture it in your head, and you don't realize that everyone pictures something completely different. amirite?
+333If we were given a dollar for ever good thing we did or said, and had to pay a quarter for ever bad thing, most of us would be in debt, amirite?
+16When it's your birthday you are happy and it is fun, then when everybody leaves you realise you are older now, and then it's not that fun anymore, amirite?
+326"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes, the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. amirite?