+856When one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance, amirite?
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+620Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
+570A sparrow was just about to freeze to death when a cow came over and took a crap on it. The warmth of the cow's shit warmed up the little bird and saved its life. The sparrow started singing from happiness but then a cat heard it, found the bird and ate it. The conclusion is that not everyone who throw shit at you wants to harm you and not everyone who digs you out of it wants to help you. amir... amirite?
+324A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games... amirite?
+336We'd be better off if more people cared about the world than who created it. amirite?
+350To this day, the people that used to bully me still take my lunch money. But it's okay as long as they don't mess up my order in the drive-thru, amirite?
+433You can't change the world you're born in, only the one you die in, amirite?
+313The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt, amirite?
+482Randomly kissing people is either "spontaneous" or "assault", depending on how attractive you are, amirite?
+486We get so mad at children for asking "why?" all the time, but shouldn't we be angry at ourselves instead? Have we become so desensitized to the world? Where are our questions? Why do we take everything for granted? Are we so accustomed to everything wonderful that we have lost our curiosity? We need to revive whatever died when we left childhood, amirite?
+294We seldom realize, for example that our most private thoughts and emotions are not actually our own. For we think in terms of languages and images which we did not invent, but which were given to us by our society, amirite?
+202When you dream a dream, you completely control that dream, even if you don't know it. Your brain creates a simulation of every event, person, and location, similar to what a God would do. But if you are in that dream, you have no idea what someone else may or may not do, nor the result of your actions. You could be the God in your own reality and not even know it, amirite?