+2,694I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+1,419Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,092They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
+1,207Americans: The founding fathers, who wanted us to be able to have guns, would pee through all 8 layers of their pants if they saw what guns were today, amirite?
+593I gave Rick Astley my copy of Disney's "Up" and he still hasn't given it back. I can't figure out why. amirite?
+477If Patrick Star was running for president, his motto could be "We should take all of our problems, and move them somewhere else!", amirite?
+591If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
+1,101Expecting Sarah Palin to admit she's wrong is like expecting Taylor Swift to write a song called "You should actually date her instead, I hear she's really nice.", amirite?
+317"If you stop telling lies about me, i'll stop telling truths about you" is an epic burn on your enemy. amirite?
+418The dieting world needs to stop discriminating against fat transexuals, amirite?
+713Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job this year. I do believe that is more than a coincidence. amirite?
+603I'll accept your religious beliefs as an excuse for being against gay marriage IF you actually follow everything your religion dictates. Otherwise you're just picking and choosing words out of a book in order to fight something that is different for you, and that's pathetic. Amirite?
+411I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?
+654It would be really awkward if math word-problems followed racial stereotypes: If Mohommed bombed the headquarters at 3:20 pm while Jose was making 5 dollars an hour cleaning it, how many million dollars did Goldstein lose in the stockmarket? amirite?