+48In life and love what actually happens isn't nearly as important as how we remember it, amirite?
+66If someone of another ethnicity makes themselves up to resemble someone of your ethnicity, does that offend you? Because as a white guy, I honestly do not give a single f**k if someone makes themselves up to look like a white person. I don't care what the circumstances are, I don't care what their intent is, I just don't care, and frankly I don't understand why anyone would. What do you think, amirite?
+53Depression is the unsatisfiable need, the complaint that admits no repair; the empty hole that nothing fits inside; the lack that can't be named; the attitude of such hopeless existential defeatism that even escaping it seems pointless; the low so low that even reflecting on the highest high elicits no joy; the feeling as if something crucial and pure and good has been lost forever, but it's impossible to discern or remember what exactly it was. amirite?
-42Depression is not a mental disorder, its just a temporary state of mind. amirite?
+4Sometimes for no reason at all you wanted to walk up to a nerd, dipso, cripple, pan handler or other odd person and give them a hug even though it would've looked stupid to others in the mall, park or wherever so you didn't, amirite?
+27Losing everything can be liberating. If you have nothing left to live for, and can make yourself go on living for no reason, that proves that your will to live is strong as iron, and nothing can ever make you choose to die. amirite?
A person with the power of invisibility will show their true face.
+32Words cannot describe the despair of getting a call or a text, excitedly grabbing your phone thinking she might have finally gotten back to you, and then realizing that's impossible because she's dead. amirite?
+40People tend to have a stronger opinion of themselves than anyone else has of them. For as selfish as this may seem, it's healthy. However, it's not healthy for that opinion to be exclusively negative. You are either your own most vocal supporter or your own most vocal critic, or both. But if you're solely your own most vocal critic, there's something wrong. amirite? More