+994There's an old saying that says if you love something, set it free, and if it comes back to you, then it really loves you. With this same logic, that balloon I released when I was 6 probably didn't like me very much, amirite?
+753The greeks had superior language skills. We only have one word for "love", but they had three. Eros: romantic love, Phileo: brotherly love, and Agape: Pure, unselfish, sacrificial love. Perfect love. The world needs more agape and phileo, and less eros. amirite?
+418The dieting world needs to stop discriminating against fat transexuals, amirite?
+505That whole incident with Juliet killing herself over Romeo dying could have been avoided if she just had a sassy gay best friend. "JULIET, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""The love of my life just died...""Honey, you've known him four days. Just go home, write a sad poem in your journal, and find someone new. Oh, and girl, your hair looks amazing today." amirite?
+1,118If Mr. Fantastic can stretch any part of his body, his wife must be one lucky lady: he could potentially have the world's biggest..... heart, amirite?
+656I'll be your Romeo, and you'll be my Juliet. I'll get banished and then we'll both kill ourselves, amirite?
+925Girl: "Do you like me?" Boy: "No." Girl: "Oh..." Pause Girl: "Um, this is where you say something cheesy like 'I LOVE you!'" Boy: "But I don't love you." Girl: "Wow, that's not how this is supposed to go..." Boy: "What the hell? I just met you!" Amirite?
+603I'll accept your religious beliefs as an excuse for being against gay marriage IF you actually follow everything your religion dictates. Otherwise you're just picking and choosing words out of a book in order to fight something that is different for you, and that's pathetic. Amirite?
+576When someone asks if you are gay, reply with "Damn straight," regardless of your sexuality, amirite?
+1,066It's weird to think that love is nothing more than a chemical reaction in the brain designed to help us find the one person that will provide us with the most productive offspring. amirite?