+5,811Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?
+3,444Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+1,435I want you to know something, but I don't want to tell you, so imma let the first 3 words of this explain it. amirite?
+2,526Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
+1,534Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,512It's annoying when two gay people you don't even know, and whose relationship probably won't affect your life in any way, try to get married, amirite?
+970I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?
+1,745You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+1,764Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
+1,253It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?
+1,850Since there are snow days, there should be something like beautiful days. When it is just too nice outside to be inside for 7 hours, amirite?