+2,160You have had a really busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, amirite?
+411Newton's third law of emotion: For every male action, there is a female over reaction, amirite?
+250Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAMN! amirite?
+267Theory is knowing everything, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why. High school science labs are a combination of the two: nothing works, and no one knows why, amirite?
+303Periodic tables can't be stealthy because they don't have the element of surprise, amirite?
+239When you think about how big the earth is and understand that is is just a small speck of dust in the universe, it is easy to rationalize eating a whole cake, amirite?
+119A soulmate is someone who's heart beats at the same frequency as your own. The closer you get, the greater your heartbeats' amplitude grows. Your hearts begin to resonate with each other, the nausea sets in, and the two of you are left recollecting every moment of your individual lives up to the single moment when you first met, realizing that there is no comparison. amirite?
+301You've used your amazing heat vision powers to melt an ice cube..but it took way longer than you expected, amirite?