Sometimes I wear my lady's football shoulderpads in the house because i feel like an amazon warrior. Some gear/clothes/outfits make us feel awesome and we wish we could just always wear them.
+14We are all on a deserted island. There is an escape boat which can hold 2 people.... I am going on that boat and can take one other person. Why should I take you?
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+13A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh I really liked it" she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What do you mean???" "Well I saw them flip a coin and 1 team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was, " Get the quarter back, get the quarter back."