No matter how bad of a person you are, you'll always see yourself as the good guy. Your conscience will always have some sort of justification that'll prevent you from perceiving yourself as bad. amirite?

wrong i'm a bad guy i committed a war crime

There is no middle ground with a moustache, you either look really cool, or really creepy. amirite?
@Milkzey No, but the threat of pubic shame took care of that....

Without pubic shame the world would be a very different place.

There's a body in the woods no ones found yet. amirite?

Natalie Wood

If other species of humans still existed, species-ism would have probably been a thing. amirite?
The easier it is go to down something, the harder it is to go up it. amirite?
@Highvaluedaygame This applies to sledding hills, sure, but not elevators.

I mean it does take more energy for the elevator to go up then to go down since we have gravity

Not counting suits or outfits, star wars only has one black human in each trilogy. amirite?

They also had aliens. Skin color is stupid to argue about.

The only people who don't hate flies are deaf people. amirite?

Thanks I hate this.

If we started calling gender reveal parties 'sex reveal parties' they would become way less popular. amirite?

Or much more popular....

The easier it is go to down something, the harder it is to go up it. amirite?

Laughs in ski lifts

Watching porn is kinda gay cuz you're getting off to another dudes dick, amirite?
@KilljoyX Also gay

"From a certain point of view" -Obiwan

It's possible that bugs will one day outnumber humans. amirite?

They already do

So many people are dying to meet Death. amirite?

These are trying times

We would probably see more four leaf clovers if we didn't pick them for being different, amirite?

Feel free to come weed my lawn then. I have a ton of them I just keep mowing over.

Someone could make a DNA ancestry service that gave everyone's results as "100% African" and they'd technically be right.

Mutations and genetic drift exists, so not exactly.

Animal trainers are a real life version of Pokémon trainers. amirite?
@Ggezpzmuppy Only if they training the animals to fight

YSK that making animals fight each other is illegal.