Since when did suffocating someone become kinky, amirite?
when love turns into hate it is too late.. amirite?

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."

We never thank construction workers for their service, despite the fact that they dedicate large portions of their lives to making and maintaining buildings that are absolutely vital in our daily lives. amirite?

My old roommate said "Thank you for your service," to the mailman one time 7 years ago, and I still laugh when I think about it.

March is Germany's favourite month, amirite?
Death is your body rage-quitting existence. amirite?

That's not true at all. You can die happy.

@Nick2005 I'm pretty sure theres worse things.

Hi pretty sure theres worse things, I'm Dad👨

I think i hear a cat.

One day someone decided that brushing your teeth was a good idea, even though we don't clean any other bone. amirite?

Which bones are visible besides our teeth?

Never gonna give you up must be the only video with the maximum number of unintended views, amirite?
@teknogreek I think John Cena's intro would be a close second

Quite possibly, you never see him coming. Just like a good rickroll.

The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?
@johnsonsteeth I've always wondered about this. Casting a spell takes a lot more time than pulling a trigger!

And at any distance, it hits you before you know it was ever fired, zero time to react. It would be a pretty funny ending, this big wizard battle, and some dude with a rifle just takes out Voldemort in the middle of his big speech. Everyone just stares at each other, like, what the hell?

The guy who writes dialogue for pornographuc films must be really good at dirty talk, amirite?

'I'm so hard'

'Then put it in me'

-insert coitusal sounds-

'Ah, i'm done'


Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

I don't get it

Everyone acknowledges the existence of fathers and Mother's Day but no one really cares enough to celebrate children's day, amirite?

In Mexico we take very seriously El día del niño y la niña aka Children's Day. It's a pretty big celebration.

If there aren't any bad guys, there wouldn't be any heroes. amirite?
@Legomanfr Firefighters

yeah natural disasters in general to add at that

You will literally never know exaxtly what you look like, everything is a reflections or an imperfect camera, amirite?

You also never know what anything else really looks like cause diffraction limits.