Humans are dirty and inefficient transport vessels for water. amirite?
Anyone living within the 4th dimension can be looking over us and we would never know, amirite?
It's said that couple who don't do kinky things have boring sex lives. But maybe they haven't explored those kinks because they never felt bored with their sex. amirite?

You are the Shakespeare of our time

Girls can wear guys clothes and still look good, but guys can have long hair and look good. amirite?

I've actually noticed that girls have vaginas, but guys like sports

The song ‘Monster Mash' is not actually THE monster mash song, but a song describing the music and dancing of the original monster mash, much like ‘Tribute' (Tenacious D). amirite?
@There doesn't have to be an original monster mash song for the monster mash dance to exist.

They played the mash, they played the monster mash

The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash

They played the mash, it caught on in a flash

They played the mash, they played the monster mash

If all rectangles are squares, then milk is cereal. amirite?
The only innocent XXX is in tic tac toe, amirite?
Best of Three, in a match best out of three, nobody ever gets to 3 wins. amirite?
"Popping spots doesn't get rid of them" is a lie spread by skincare companies to make you buy their products, amirite?
@Nilofargx Scratching might. But spots are usually so small, they'll heal fast and fine once popped with no mark

the thing is that popping them with a clean needle is much better. If they are under the skin and you use force you'll definitely get a scar. Also, some aren't meant to be popped, they'll just disappear on their own at some point.

The distance of buildings in parts of Barcelona is so small and sound reflective that when one neighbor listens to a radio station, everyone in this street does. If he/she changes the radio station, we all listen to a different song. Which makes this neighbor a radio station. amirite?

I hope they pay for an entertainment licence then

if skunks are known for farting maybe humans got their genes from them, amirite?

I found the next president of the U.S.!

Talking to yourself isn't weird. It's practice for the actual thing. amirite?

I don't necessarily have conversations, rather just lay o

if slave owners remembered their past lives, the world would progress a lot more, amirite?

Bold of you to assume past lives are a thing.