Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

I don't think you understand what the word "technically" means

You probably didn't think that a mistake could be useful until notch miscoded a pig, amirite?

I was about to say that creepers aren't useful, but then I remembered that time I forgot to bring enough wood to not jump straight to a stone pick...

More AK47 rounds have been fired wildly into the air than at actual targets, amirite?

Some say that this happens even when aiming at a an actual target

Ignorance will kill us all. amirite?

Oh, I don't know

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?

He woulda got the dinosaur to help but his arms were too short

One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Years ago, one man's trash was the ONLY fap material. Hashtag forest porn, hashtag Creek porn

Neither has Donald Trump.

The smell of getting your hair cut gives you the same feeling as the smell of mowing your lawn, amirite?

What smell you on about? Eww

Stars are probably the least mentioned space object in Star Wars, amirite?

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

If you sprinkle salt on certain worms they will melt, amirite?
Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@AJQ1986 Lol some of us are still too broke to have started a family.

Literally what I came to say lol. Even thinking about a house or family until I'm 50 seems like a joke.

The internet has allowed us to know about and keep in contact with more people than we're capable of caring about. amirite?

And that's why l don't FB or Twitter

When you are saying "all seven billion people on earth" you are excluding more than 600 million people, amirite?

And that's not insignificant. I think dogs are people too though so we need to bump that number way up.

Thermometers are one of the few objects that can be used rectally and then orally almost immediately after. amirite?

You should seriously consider sanitizing it before doing that.... Or how about don't do that and have two different ones... Gross

Because of pregnant woman we have a good idea how someone looks who ate a whole baby, amirite?

Cannibalism is fun!