We know more about plants than they will ever know about themselves. amirite?

No way to know that really.

Some ones been hurt. Maybe you've just got a tiny PP and your wife wants a proper man.

The last human born on earth will probably only live to be several seconds old when they die, as some mass extinction event occurs. amirite?
@Mcgee0 Look man I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Dude I would totally swipe right on you. No homo. Well..... maybe a little

Space Jam was made primarily by having Michael Jordan dribble a basketball and talking to himself in front of a green screen. amirite?

So it was perfect

The problem with stupid people is that they are confident, not that they are stupid. amirite?
Blessings are much easier to count after they're gone. amirite?
All protests start peacefully, but don't always end that way, amirite?
In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?
Adam and Eve were just ordinary people: they did exactly what anyone would do if they were told "You may touch anything, but not that one thing". amirite?
@Achilles982 He's more like a scapegoat for all the bad things that are still necessary for making god's plan work. Humans are...

And what do you call a relationship where one party says it's always the fault of the other one (for everything happening in the world), however they also say they are the only one they would accept you and love you as long as you dedicate yourself you them and only them?

We all may have a single favourite colour. amirite?

I get what you mean but I think the way you explained it is a little confusing

The problem with stupid people is that they are confident, not that they are stupid. amirite?
The effective range of shotguns in video games is much farther than in real life. amirite?

real life shotguns have much much farther range than in video games. 12 guage buckshot is still lethal at 100 yards in real life, but in video games its only seems lethal up to 10 yards close quarter combat, past that its just tickle damage in video games

It's said that couple who don't do kinky things have boring sex lives. But maybe they haven't explored those kinks because they never felt bored with their sex. amirite?
One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Years ago, one man's trash was the ONLY fap material. Hashtag forest porn, hashtag Creek porn

You only fear to be alone in the darkness, because you fear not to be alone in the darkness. amirite?