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Saying "You're welcome" sounds disrespectful after thinking about it. amirite?

You're whalecum

If you are covered in lava and jump in de water will you turn into stone. amirite?

No because you'll be dead.

Every friend or partner you've ever had was made by pure chance. amirite?

You've never heard of arranged marriage?

Already rich people seem to get lots of things for free while the people who aren't rich or are poor and are in actual need dont. amirite?

This is actually a real and serious issue.

Seagulls always make eye contact when they swallow hotdogs whole. amirite?
We know more about plants than they will ever know about themselves. amirite?

No way to know that really.

Seatbelts are positioned in a way to where "get out the car" brings on a lot of suspicious movements, amirite?

Suspicious in what way? Nothing about a movement is suspicious, it's just a verb the accomplishes a task. Taking your seatbelt off looks like taking your seatbelt off.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?

Clearly you haven't been in any construction business now. Lumber prices are ridiculous at the moment because of demand. So much so that previously higher end building materials, like Trex for deck and patio builds, are comparable or cheaper than using wood which was the cheaper alternative up until now.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
@Nickyikky Umm.. we can grow wood.

Not necessarily on another planet. And you need YEARS to grow enough useable wood for construction. If the environment is hospitable to that. It's no guarantee the planet would have native "trees." You definitely don't have the luxury of transporting processed lumber on initial colonization.

And you'd need biome space for actual food crops in a sealed environment. First generation structures on colonized planets would probably be concrete. Planets will have rocks. And if they don't have water we couldn't live there anyway.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
When a product is a steal vs when a product is a scam, they are opposites, but isn't stealing and scamming similar. amirite?

Depends who's dealing the stealing.

If girls go through tomboy phases do boys go through femboy phases. amirite?

Its not a phase, sweaty.

Most people think Cruella de Vil is evil for wanting to kill dogs for their fur, but do the exact same thing whenever they buy leather, amirite?
@Tldfonat How does the cattle also being food make it better? They're just being killed for two things instead of one

Because there is more value obtained from that death. You can make leather from cows that died of natural causes poor attacks too.

We procrastinate doing homework but teachers probably procrastinate creating it, amirite?

Real procrastination is grading it.