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We are a pets whole life, yet they are a small part of our life's, amirite?

Unless it's a turtle. Then we're a small part of their lives.

Male pseudohermaphrodites technically have a negative dick size, amirite?

Pretend like I don't know what that word means..

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?
Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

Isn't that just the 1st of May (Worker's day)?

Your body is a drug factory and you can become addicted to some of those drugs, amirite?

You're addicted to all the ones your body wants you to be addicted to

Years ago you could watch cereal commercials constantly, nowadays you barely see them been displayed, amirite?

The big breakfast cereal companies no longer need to invest in differentiating TV commercials as the market for these products is not growing and people are largely set in their ways. Plus commercial TV is itself a slow growth business.

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
since numbers are arbitrary in another world 9+10 could equal 21, amirite?
@Apartlavishness Why would you add two base 12 numbers and respond with the answer in base 10. That makes no sense. 10(base...

Because, as a software developer, I do that all the time. If you replace base 12 with hexadecimal (base 16), I frequently add up hex numbers in order to compare them with a known decimal (base 10) data value.

Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.
Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.

I've heard something similar, "anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough". I wanna say parks and rec but we can't trust my 5am memory.

‎Podcast ads are more tolerable because the podcast host is usually delivering them. If ads during a TV show used the leads from the show, they'd be easier to watch too. amirite?
@Pheniz21 Children's TV actually used to do this before it was banned.

I can see why they banned it. I've noticed actually considering products from my favorite podcasts even though I've never been tempted to buy Charmin because of some bears that love to poop.

The egg came first, because chickens evolved from dinosaurs. amirite?
The forthcoming recession will be the final step of the great reset. amirite?
@sharmaji1301 If you think that's the final step you better put your seatbelt on, it's about to be a bumpy ride

It's the gens younger than my own whom I worry about, mostly. This old GenXer has ridden many bumps but at least grabbed some property and security.

The forthcoming recession will be the final step of the great reset. amirite?
@browndog888 No reset for people with depression

I made it thru. I know that's little comfort for you, but I did. Hang in there, stranger. Here is empathy.

The forthcoming recession will be the final step of the great reset. amirite?
@Lecturesea7537 Bold of you to assume there won't be other steps after it

Oh, there'll be something after fer sure. But for now, I see it as the envisioned last stage. The "shaking out" so to speak, at the end of an envisioned chapter.