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Trash compactors technically save trash, amirite?
@88080808088 And saves trash bags cause you can put more trash into one bag thus saving a trash bag

Trash from compactors isn't put in trash bags, they are dumped in landfills or recycled.

Thermometers are one of the few objects that can be used rectally and then orally almost immediately after. amirite?

You should seriously consider sanitizing it before doing that.... Or how about don't do that and have two different ones... Gross

Ignorance will kill us all. amirite?

Oh, I don't know

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@AJQ1986 Lol some of us are still too broke to have started a family.

Literally what I came to say lol. Even thinking about a house or family until I'm 50 seems like a joke.

This is definitely the most "Friday-the-13th" Friday the 13th we've had in a while. amirite?

But today isn't necessarily worse than any other day of the week (or month for that matter).

Someday, in millions of years, dogs could evolve to be a species similar to humans, amirite?

With humans as the dominant species, probably not

More AK47 rounds have been fired wildly into the air than at actual targets, amirite?

Some say that this happens even when aiming at a an actual target

You only fear to be alone in the darkness, because you fear not to be alone in the darkness. amirite?
One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Years ago, one man's trash was the ONLY fap material. Hashtag forest porn, hashtag Creek porn

The internet has allowed us to know about and keep in contact with more people than we're capable of caring about. amirite?

And that's why l don't FB or Twitter

Neither has Donald Trump.

If you worry about making mistakes don't. It's not like anyone will remember you in 150 years, amirite?

This is incredibly depressing

Joel Osteen sure does blink a LOT for a human, amirite?

He's signaling to his alien overlords. Also common in people trying to hold up a butt plug in public.

Some ones been hurt. Maybe you've just got a tiny PP and your wife wants a proper man.

Its -42°C where im at