Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
@i_am_boreeeed Mhm. Mhm. Same with pens!

I read that as penis. . . awkward mental image

Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?

I literally laughed out loud

It's proper and polite to let the person behind you in the grocery line that has two items in their hands go ahead of you if you have a cart full, amirite?

Maybe it's just southern hospitality but when I go to the store this happens almost every time.

the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?
Today my son shit up his back and my daughter asked an overweight man at the gym when he was going to have a baby. Parenthood is so rewarding. amirite?

This isn't FML or MLIA.

You would date outside your race, amirite?
@hispanic and black men are so dirty.

Dirty or "dirty" hello smilie

because I can't tell whether that's supposed to be an insult or a compliment.

C-section babies: you're offended by this post, amirite?

In any series of three, the first one and the last one are the best, and the second is only half decent. amirite?

Middle Children: you are offended, amirite?

why dont they just use lie detectors to tell if people committed a crime or not instead of going through all those trials and stuff? amirite?

they aren't always accurate because they're based on your stress levels and not every guilty person stresses out from lying and some innocent people might be stressed just from being accused

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?
@Some_Kid This reminds me of that one post on FML I saw awhile ago, it was ranked pretty high in the "You deserved it"...

about them drawing a giant penis on a dry erase board with a marker that they thought was dry-erase but turned out to be sharpie?

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?

oh, I don't remember that one

Girls, you wonder what happens to the women in jail while they're on their period. Do they get a monthly stack of pads and tampons? Kinda makes you wonder. amirite?
According to some projections, by the year 2050 white will be the minority. that's kind of amusing, amirite?

Not if the Duggers can help it.

Girls think all guys are the same. Guys think all girls are the same. This is why 97% of the world is completely unhappy, amirite?

Somebody just pulled a percentage out of their ass. . .