I want you to know something, but I don't want to tell you, so imma let the first 3 words of this explain it. amirite?

This is so clever, I hope it's not a repeat

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?

This is amazing, I just put it in my iTunes :D

If it came down to a scenario where only you or your unborn baby would live, you'd choose the baby's life over yours, amirite?

depends on how pregnant I am, whether the dad would raise it, and whether the baby was an accident or I really wanted it

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

Hahahaha poor scarred monsters

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
@Simon This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or...

Yeah I've done that on my essay questions for Government class, the teacher never noticed all the shit about "purple unicorns".

Sarcasm translates really well over a computer or text message, amirite?
There's no place like amirite.net/home, amirite?
There's an evil Swedish guy that makes all the chocolate for every chocolate box, and for every two good tasting chocolates he puts in the box, he puts in one that tastes like soap. Then he makes an evil Swedish laugh. amirite?
@Ross *Zen he makes an evil swedish laugh"

*Zen he makes an evil Svedish laugh

Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
@Funnyplants I'm a guy, but I'm pretty sure nobody is stuck laying around for 5 days in pain unable to move

You can't be sure because you're wrong. I know people who have cramps so bad they get doctor prescribed medicine and are excused from school.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
The iCarly series is so going to end in a 3-Way, amirite?

and Gibby's gonna watch. . .

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?