getting poked in the eye and bending your fingernail back suck too
actually it's UM before B only after D
I kinda don't like those :/ especially when the person says it at like 2pm so you feel like a dick for telling them happy birthday when they already thanked everyone.
does she have a secret? and is it herpes?
Yeah because the loud people just say that's what she said and your mom.
psh I got a list ready
Also wrap up that erection because we don't want a sperm ejection to leave Gretchin retchin for a 9 month section.
Who ever would have thought the same letters can stand for different things!?
I agree with you but personally I think that it should stay how it is. I mean just pertaining to America I wouldn't want to be drafted or have to use unisex bathrooms.
Yeah but it's more annoying when employees are rude to customers.
this is completely true. I only have two guy friends that are "in the friend zone" and they're there because I'm not attracted to them. If my opinion were to change I'd date them in a heartbeat.
my parents don't abbreviate words they just leave some out, for example instead of saying "Hey if you get a chance put that letter for grandma in the mailbox" they'll say "chance grandma mailbox".
I think parents try to text as few characters as possible because it takes them so long to text.
sorry I only date guys with faces.
This should have said "you might have" or "you could have", not "you will have"
or when they accidentally drink your cyanide/koolaid mix and you go to jail for it.