It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

I'd be a little over 7 inches, but I already knew this because one of my friends told me it's the distance from where your palm starts to the end of your middle finger and then he said "now think about how much bigger my hands are than yours" I was definitly freaked out

Whenever you dream, its in the third person (you're watching yourself), amirite?

mine are a weird mix between first and third person

"Cars" is kind of creepy when you think about:Where are the people, amirite?
You know how hip hoppers always sing their name before they start a song? If Taylor Swift did it, it would be hilarious, amirite?

since you said "hip hoppers" it made me imagine a snooty old man mumbling "those damn children and their hip hopper music"

Voluptuous, soft and curvy, very lean, athletic, skeletal, women's body types seem to go in and out of fashion like everything else. It's odd to think of what trend girls will be following next, amirite?
Girls: The sufficient revenge for having a male friend trip you in front of a large group of people is to make him give you an apology hug in front of said group, amirite?

That's not very good revenge. 1. because most guys I know don't think hugging someone is "embarrassing" and 2. because it makes you look weak and them look better, I mean he's probably thinking "I'm so cool I tripped her and she still gave me hug"

Real intimacy is when a man touches a woman without using his hands, amirite?
@(Sarah J. Sherwood): shud up!

(Sarah J. Sherwood): @1119425 (pat quran): Anon is talking to themself, amirite?

It is slightly annoying when shows intended for kids say things like "sexy." amirite?
@Idling_Rocket_Ship Like iCarly.

Exactly! iCarly is so sexual they talk about boobs, underwear, bras, say sexy, and in several episodes hinted about sex.

In Flo Rida's song 'Low', he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps.. WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN? In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her. amirite?
This post is the doorway to Narnia. All you have to do is to press F13, amirite?
If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?

Most teenagers would do that, not just boys

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?
You know today's youth is corrupted when you hear a freshman say "Ugh, virgins are so annoying.", amirite?
Girls: you have pulled up your sleeve, slipped and end up hitting your own boobs before, amirite?

Nope, too small of a target.

It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@rawr_ur_dead Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am...

Getting an A is not some outstanding accomplishment and it in not way proves that you aren't an idiot because you clearly are.