-90If you were a police officer and you caught an innocent-looking first timer with 2g's of marijuana, you wouldn't arrest him or tell his parents, you would take his shit, tell him to get lost, and smoke out, amirite?
+296Food for thought: the mathematical symbol Pi is a never-ending non-repeating decimal number, which means that any number combination you can think of exists somewhere within Pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that sequence of digits is your exact name, the exact date and time of your death, and the answers to life's greatest questions. It's mind-boggling to think that all this information can be contained within one symbol, amirite?
+581You can love someone so much, but on the iPhone you can only love them "do" much, amirite?
+565The original title for Back to the Future was "Cockblocking My Dad". amirite?
+269You feel like such a creep when you keep running into the same couple people in every line at an amusement park. amirite?
-225Peanut butter and syrup is way better than peanut butter and jelly, amirite?
+1,181Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?
+342There will always be that one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses... amirite?
+16When someone turns there back on you it means they are leaving. Tell them bye and get on with life. amirite?
+413It makes you sad when you think about all the highways that had to be adopted because their real parents didn't love them, amirite?
+232those people who have their eye as their profile picture are annoying, amirite?