Dakimakura Pillows are probably alive in the Toy Story universe... amirite?

If toys are alive in that world.. does that include sex toys? Cos I imagine buttplugs would have some horror stories to tell

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
@Kionix Bc you cant create a vaccum that weighs something it is the hardest thing to create, therefore it would be the most...

Wouldn't that tie it with all impossible to create things?

So it's equally as expensive as a monopole magnet? etc?

Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. amirite?

I don't know what you mean. Necessary connection? Does anything?

You won't be able to go to anyones funeral who comes to yours. amirite?

My testament: Don't put my casket in the ground until I've attended one homie's funeral.

Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. amirite?
The average human has 5 holes in their head. amirite?
In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

I like to think that the king, realizing that he's about to be captured, chooses to commit seppuku rather than face the dishonor of being taken.

Taller people face more expensive prices for dressing, food, etc. amirite?
Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?

Very bold of you to assume that I don't get to hear the domestic teenager's auto tune power hour at least twice a day.

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?
@srilart trump is not allowed on a chess board.

The biglyest bestest piece on the board. Everyone says that. Everyone tells me that. And they're right. Much more important than the king (that guy is nasty by the way!)

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

But if your dick has a curve then differential calculus has to be involved.

Phones kept getting smaller until we figured out how to watch porn on them. amirite?
Humans are the only species that intentionally try to avoid eating when they're hungry. amirite?

You're basing this on pure assumption. Many animals leave food even though they may be hungry. Monkeys even leave fruit to rot/ferment on the jungle floor, then eat it to get drunk.

A Cheese Sandwich has the same initial ingredients as porridge, amirite?

That's not bad. Just missing some catalyst ingredients: something acidic to turn the milk into cheese, and some leavener such as yeast to turn the grain into bread.