You could live an entire life not using some body parts for their purpose, amirite?

That makes me think about how the vast majority of bees probably don't use their stinger ~ and probably a vast majority of animals don't actually have to deploy their evolutionarily-adapted deterrent ...

The egg came first, because chickens evolved from dinosaurs. amirite?
Melanin is kind of like human chlorophyll, amirite?

Not really

With the success of Double Stuffed Oreos, it's surprising there's no Double Stuffed Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudel, amirite?

because if they did, you couldn't fit them in your toaster anymore

Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?

The first guy to charge people to use his well must've been a real douchebag. That's assuming he didn't get clarted over the head for it

Since Mario movie is in the making, there's a chance they might add Bowsette in that too, amirite?

Might be a Steven Segal cameo if we're lucky.

Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?
Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?
People want you to be honest, but when you really speak your mind 95% of them can't handle it easily, amirite?

It takes a lot of skill to maintain your integrity and still be successful.

Most people just lie.

People want you to be honest, but when you really speak your mind 95% of them can't handle it easily, amirite?

Just don't use honesty as excuse.

"I'm gonna let you speak but I think you don't deserve this win. I am better than you. I'm just being honest."

gay people don't know what it's like to be straight, amirite?

I'd say they do. Just like people who have a preferred food, they can see other foods they just prefer their food.

Gay people know exactly what it's like to be straight. On the other hand straight people don't know what it's like to be gay thanks to the prejudice. Gay people will have lived without that prejudice as a kid though... So yeah...

Think about why humanitarian organizations only want money donations. Because they can't pay the high CEO salaries with donated items that poor people actually need. amirite?

Food pantries always need cash donations because popular staple foods are never donated in the quantities needed.

If the real world had cartoon physics, we could use chili peppers as flamethrower ammo, amirite?

why would you need a flamethrower? Just eat a few chilli peppers and you become the flamethrower

Before sex Ed and porn, most guys probably assumed their dicks were above average. amirite?

If you're longer than a toilet paper tube and can't fit it inside one, you're fine.

Two people could have all of the same interests, but nothing in common, amirite?