Maybe babies cry right before they fall asleep because they remember what it's like to not exist. amirite?

Maybe they cry when angels deserve to die.

Teasing someone about the colour of their skin is a massive no-no, but teasing them because of the age of it seems to be fair game. amirite?

Ageism doesn't have a sordid past as racism does. Plus, everyone ages and it's one of the few things we all have in common.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@Shiny244 So then we wait until the aphelion and run as fast as we can at night

I have no idea what you're talking about and i doubt you do either but i like it

With the success of Double Stuffed Oreos, it's surprising there's no Double Stuffed Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudel, amirite?

because if they did, you couldn't fit them in your toaster anymore

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?

Yes, this is so true. Thank you for this!

Hoth is the least hot planet in Star Wars, amirite?

Alderaan would disagree with you there...

The lord of the rings plot is a story of an intense game of hot potato, amirite?

In "hot potato" you voluntarily pass the potato because it's hot. In Lord of the Rings, literally no one voluntarily passed the One Ring, not even Frodo.

Having $1/sec still takes 31.7 years to reach $1,000,000,000, amirite?

Yeah, I remember my billionth second, it was on my (at the time) gfs birthday and I joked that I couldn't believe everyone was celebrating her birthday and not my billionth second alive

For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

Someone has been on YouTube watching Cart Narcs

We can't get mad at anyone because everyone is acting how they're programmed to act. amirite?

Maybe I'm programmed to get mad at them.

The funniest movies are made by smart people writing dumb stuff, but the dumbest movies are made by dumb people trying to write smart stuff, amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
The smaller is your tøwel, the more likely you are of drying your face using the same part you did on your booty. amirite?

I dry my face with my ass every morning before work.

Every number between 0 and infinity are imaginary, amirite?
Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?