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Hmm but maybe you haven't experienced the other side of the coin. I'm pretty thin and have been thin all my life, and I get so much unnecessary flack for it. I've never had a meal where someone hasn't commented about how much I eat. Because I'm thin even if I eat a substantial amount it is presumed that the quantity is less.i generally take two helpings but most ppl will presume that I'm going take just one helping and however much I've put. On my plate for that is all that. I'm going to eat for the whole meal. I feel like I have to justify myself whenever mealtime arrives because ppl will just make comments without even thinking. i get comments like you eat like a bird, are you on a diet, why do you eat less don't you know it's unhealthy, are you trying to compete with supermodels? And you can take it once in a while and just be like hahaha no I eat well ull see! But when u have to hahah heehee about people's fucked up assumptions on a daily basis it gets really tiring. Some people may even say these things good naturedly but most ppl are snide with their comments. Why should I be subjected to snide behavior every day because I'm thin? It's the same way on both sides believe me.

Apple could sell air and people would buy it, amirite?

Lays does it too

Connect four must not love you because you can't get less than three, amirite?
@no it doesn't you can't get less than FOUR. learn math.

I think you need to learn math.

Any number less then three is still less then four. The only positive whole numbers less then three are 2 and 1. You need four pieces to win Connect Four. I understand technically it's four, but for the purpose of this post you can pull the stick out of your ass and acknowledge that saying less then three works too.

If you yawned in a mirror you would see yourself yawning causing you to yawn again. Essentially you'd just yawn forever, amirite?

You could walk away...
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god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

Fuck this made me laugh so hard

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
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Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

Allowing gay marriage will lead to legalized pedophilia, incest, and bestiality in the same way that allowing black people to vote eventually lead to people being forced to give their pet fish a voting ballot, amirite?
@thatguys Yea...amirite supports gay marriage...cool...new topic?

We also love pictures taken in the mirror with a shirt off. Oh wait...

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Allowing gay marriage will lead to legalized pedophilia, incest, and bestiality in the same way that allowing black people to vote eventually lead to people being forced to give their pet fish a voting ballot, amirite?

Honestly though America might be better off if we let the fish vote.

Suicide booths in Futurama aren't a bad idea. We should have those, except in a more humane way, maybe even facilities that would provide a sure method(euthanasia) and a goodbye ceremony like a funeral, in which the close ones could grieve over the loss, but also be assured and comforted by the suicidal that this is the best way. This would prevent a lot of failed suicides and a lot of unexplained deaths that cause guilt and confusion. It's a good idea, amirite?

I understand how frustrated you are from all these replies, but your reoccuring argument cannot be "You guys don't understand anything about suicide". Don't forget, just like everything else, you can have an opinion on suicide. Some people think it's alright, some think it never will be. But you can't tell somebody their opinion is wrong, because it's an opinion. Second of all, don't assume that everybody disagreeing with you has never been suicidal. It's quite possible to be suicidal but at the same time realize suicide isn't the answer.