It seems like everyone has forgotten that first kisses used to wait till a girl's sweet 16. Now it's a surprise if she has her virginity at that age, amirite?
Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. Seriously, If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. Love, your daughter, amirite?
Sometimes, I just hate clothes! We should all walk around naked! amirite?
It's not gay to like to watch yourself get a boner. amirite?
There's a big difference between men and women when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film." Amirite?
You don't procrastinate, you just work better under pressure, amirite?
They should change the relationship status on Facebook from "single" to "riding solo", amirite?
Science teachers often get carried away and teach evolution as fact, not theory. amirite?
Citrus fruits have a targeting system that always aim for the eyes, amirite?