Santa has run out of coal this year, so all the naughty children will be receiving Nickelback albums, amirite?
They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?
There's always that punk whose hair style alone makes you wonder if humans and parrots have been interbreeding, amirite?
You always wonderd if there is a school out there that breaks out into song everyday. amirite?
Girly in movies never take off their make-up before they go to sleep, amirite?
Zombies: some things are just better left undead, amirite?
Girls: It's almost impossible to resist a funny guy. Amirite?
You remember Plankton's version of the FUN song better than Spongebob's, amirite?
You have misspelled "One sec" into "One sex" before and felt ashamed. amirite?
Around Christmas time it is fun to go up to any "For Lease" signs & write "Navidad" under it. amirite?
It's really annoying when your younger siblings get a snow day at their elementary school, and your high school still makes everyone venture through the snow and come in to class, amirite?
Guys: You think it's cute when girls post pictures of them holding a baby as their profile on things like Facebook. amirite?
It seems that 99% of the gifts the Whos get for Christmas are designed to make as much noise has possible, amirite?
When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
You hate when someone says "but, however", amirite?